Bawlmerese:  The language spoken at Cafe Hon, Hon Bar, Hampden and around town.  To better help you communicate with the "locals," we added this dictionary so that you's can feel right at home Hon.

Do ya have your own Bawlmer saying?  Go to the bottom of the page and enter it or them, if you have more than one, in the comment box.  Thank you to everyone that has sent in a contribution.  I will try to get them on as soon as possible.

Thank you for the many contributions sent in by our Cafe Hon Friends.  If you don't see yours, don't worry, we have gotten so many that I have decided to redesign the page to better display this bit of spoken of Bawlmer history.  We have been keeping a running list of Bawlmerese terms that have been sent in, hopefully all will make it!  Thanks again and keep-em-comin!

Hon: Pronounced "Hun" 1. can be used as a term of endearment, like sweetie, babe, honey, etc.  In Bawlmer, Hon can be heard anywhere, but some neighborhoods more than others.  It almost always follows any sentence, like "we're going down the ooshun...Hon."  2. A Hon is a person that takes on a certain look and/or persona, i.e. Beehive hairdoo with cat's eyes glasses, leopard print, feather boas, gold taffeta,  etc.   3.  The state of mind while eating, drinking, or just visiting the Cafe Hon, Hon Bar or Hon sponsored events.